Rude Christmas Crackers – Adults Only 18+

Harmless Looking. Seriously Rude.
 
They may look sophisticated in their plain silver wrappers, but don't be fooled...
The moment these crackers are pulled, Christmas dinner could take a very different direction!
 
Introducing The Cracker King's Rude Christmas Crackers – made for grown-ups who prefer their Christmas with a generous helping of extremely naughty humour.
 
Each cracker hides a rude surprise gift and an equally rude joke, so you won't know what's coming until you hear the bang.
 
What's Inside Each Cracker?
Every Rude Christmas Cracker contains:
🎁 A Rude Surprise Gift
😂 A Rude Joke
👑 A Traditional Paper Party Hat
💥 A Cracker Snap
 
No boring little novelty toys here. The gifts have been chosen to create laughs, shocked faces and probably a few moments of “I can't believe you put that in a Christmas cracker!”
 
🔞 Strictly for the Grown-Ups
These aren't crackers for the kids' table!
 
Our Rude Christmas Crackers are intended for adults aged 18+ and contain rude humour, language and adult-themed novelty gifts.
 
If you're easily offended, we'd strongly suggest choosing another box!
But if your Christmas involves plenty of banter, inappropriate jokes and friends or family who can take a joke, you've come to the right place.
 
🎄 Bring Some Naughty Fun to Christmas
 
Perfect for:
Christmas Dinner • Adult Christmas Parties • Secret Santa • Office Parties • Boxing Day • Christmas Drinks • Festive Nights with Friends
The simple silver design means they'll look great alongside your Christmas table decorations while keeping their naughty secret hidden until everyone starts pulling.
🇬🇧 Made in the UK
The Cracker King is a small-run UK business with a simple mission – to make Christmas crackers that people actually remember.
Our crackers are made in the UK, with fun, unusual themes designed to bring something different to the Christmas table.
So gather your most easily embarrassed friends and family, put a cracker at every place setting and find out who's going to pull the rudest surprise.
 
⚠️ IMPORTANT – ADULTS ONLY
Suitable for ages 18+ only.
 
Contains rude jokes, adult humour and rude novelty gifts.
Not suitable for children.
Please do not purchase if you are easily offended.
👑 THE CRACKER KING
Making Christmas crackers less boring… one snap at a time.